Mean Games You Ham- and a Dream of a Cruz Awakening

(Background- Ted Cruz, while he hogged the floor of the Senate, read Green Eggs and Ham- In that story, the main character first hates these foods but later decides he loves them and would eat them anywhere. Below is a tale of my response to the disaster that is Mr. Cruz and of his similar imagined transformation)

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I do not like these games you ham

I do not like them mad I am

I do not like them in this house

I do not like them from a louse

I do not like them so don't dare

I do so like Obamacare

Not in this house

Not from this mouse

I would unseat you here and now

I would unseat if I knew how

I would unseat you if I could

I would unseat, you do no good

I would unseat you little louse

I would unseat you are a mouse

I do not like these games you play

I do not like them any day

I do not like them in this house

I do not like them from a louse

I do not like them near or far

I do not like them in a jar

Not on a train or in a tree

Not in a box

Not from a fox

You're in the dark

How could you, would you, not a lark

Not in the park or on a bench

Not in the dark with your fist clench

Say!

I do not like these games you ham

I do not like them, mad I am

And I would take this to a vote

And I would warn you not to gloat

And I would tell you to beware

And I would tell you not to dare

What's that you say?

YOU LOVE OBAMACARE

I do so like you I do so much

I do so like the folks you touch

I do so like you now and then

I do so like you even when

I do so like Obamacare

I do so like it that we share

I do so like it that you care

I do so like you anywhere!

I do so like you

I know you can

Thank you!

Thank you,

Glad I am.