Dear Mr. Trump:
Please add me to your persona non grata list. My blog and
my Facebook page are largely devoted to diatribes excoriating everything
that leaps out of your head and into the public domain.
What must I do to gain your everlasting enmity? Insult your
manhood, your hair, your wife? I would suggest attacking your policies
but you have none, unless an adjective a verb and any noun you can
locate counts as a definitive stance.
I would consider it an honor if you would add me to your
Hall of Shame. I promise I would not disappoint, as I would take every
opportunity to speak and write badly of everything Trump.
I ask that you vote me off your island, build your wall to keep me out, call me an illegal legal.
I ask that you vote me off your island, build your wall to keep me out, call me an illegal legal.
Your devoted enemy,
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