Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (Updated)

So it all comes down to this

We have lost each other's trust

For you say this and I say that

You say can't and I say must

There seems no good end to this tale

No rainbows and bright lights to find

For never will we reach accord

Never will two be of one mind

You say believe me and I say collusion

You can't deceive me so I say delusion

Believe me, deceive me, collusion, delusion

Let's call the whole thing off

You like to tweet and I say you're crazy

You fail to read cause I know you're lazy

Tweeting, not reading, crazy, lazy

Let's call the whole thing off

And if we part it will not be as friends

For we will each go to our own

And if that should be, then you must know

You will forever be alone

You like your lying, you like your cheating

You keep on crying, you keep on bleating

Lying, crying, cheating, bleating

Let's call the whole thing off

You say potato but I say you're too fat,

You say tomato but you just don't eat that

Potato, tomato,  you're too fat, won't eat that

Let's call the whole thing off

But maybe we need each other, like yin needs yang

Like day needs night, like a drum needs a bang

Do we fit like a hand in a glove (no, not the OJ one)

And without your darkness maybe there is no sun

So if you like your job and I say impeach him

If you like a mob and I say stop screeching

Job, mob, impeach him, screeching

Let's think what we can do

When you have your burger and I want my veggies

We'll have a burger and top it with veggies

Together its better, not now maybe never

We'll try it, deep fry it, you'll eat it, don't tweet it

We'll call the calling off, cause we're just a cold and a cough