Don't Let the Rain Fall Down on Me

I can't stand what it does to my hair

All the moisture leaves it matted down

Can't go out, don't give a damn, I don't care

Screw the French I won't look like a clown

I work too hard to keep this nest from falling

Sitting high atop my orange face

I'll stay here, my friends from Fox are calling

Get some fool and send him in my place

Don't let the rain fall down on me

Don't get me wet,

There's too much chance that all of you will see

Can't allow a photograph like that

To wander free

Cause messing up my hair

Is like the sun going down on me

Tell them I'm sick, just make up a stupid lie

Do it now, I need them off my back

If the sun should shine let them know I'm fine

But for now just keep them off  track

What's the forecast - is it sun this afternoon

I'll show them all how good my hair looks then

Keep them guessing, say I'll update very soon

Never tell them how or why, where or when

Don't let the rain fall down on me

Don't get me wet,

There's too much chance that all of you will see

Can't allow a photograph like that

To wander free

Cause messing up my hair

Is like the sun going down on me