The Updated Mother Goose

Dumpy Trumpy sat on his Wall

Dumpy Trumpy had a bad Fall

And an even worse Winter

Bad, bad black sheep

Are you just a fool

Yes sir, yes sir

Just ask Nancy Pelosi

Head, shoulders, knees and toes,

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

See, I told you I could name four body parts

Early to bed and early to rise

Means we are going to get a bottomless pit of tweets this morning

Don and Ivanka went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

Actually, just Ivanka went 

Because Don was busy watching Fox and Friends

I'm an authoritarian ruler

Stupid and stout

Impossible to handle

Cause I don't negotiate, I just pout 

Its raining, its pouring

Actually, half the country is under water

While the rest suffers devastation from endless wild fires

But climate change is a fiction

Donald, Donald how does your garden grow

How the hell should I know

Go ask the illegal Mexican immigrants I hired 

Hey diddle, diddle

This job is a riddle

And how could a cow possibly jump over the moon

What idiot wrote that

  Little Donny Trump sat in his office

  Eating a burger and fries

  He got fat