Don't Let Sleeping Lies Dog Us

 (How the Storming of the Capitol Became a 'Normal Tourist Visit')

Andy Clyde didn't run and hide, it was just a tourist visit.

And dear Mitch says life's a bitch so suck it up and take it.

My man Kevin knows that heaven is in the beholder's eye.

And if truth don't fit you must acquit with considerable lies. 

Sticks and stones broke some bones but Humpty's good as new.

So damn your commission, your damn derision and preordained decision.

The battle hymn of this Republic is don't let sleeping lies dog us.

There ain't no sanity clause and there ain't no truth and reconciliation, not in this nation.

You say there was an insurrection. Well, you know, we all want to change the world.