THOUGHTS AS THE EARTH SHOOK
1. Is this the stock market crash?
2. Is this the (debt) ceiling collapse?
3. Is this the act of (job) creation?
4. A Republican candidate somewhere just told one truth and the nation fainted.
5. All the collective Republican lies hit the floor.
6. The weight of the campaign contributions to the Supercommittee was too much to bear.
7. Chris Christie rolled over (on a piece of important legislation)
8. Texas had physically seceded from the nation.
9. The Tea Party agreed to say yes, and their platform disintegrated.
10.God sat down to lunch with Bachmann and Perry.
3 comments:
Very clever, dad.
I laughed out loud!! My God, you are funny! Does the NYT have room for one more? Put Joanne down as the author? This country needs a real howl and this would do it:)
Diane
Well, we started our last day home with a big laugh before we go on our walk. Terrific! I will save and forward this one.
Morry
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