The EQ Test

As a serial blogger, I well understand that ego is what drives this engine. I have now devised a simple multiple choice test for all you tweeters and bloggers to take to determine the level of your EQ (ego quotient). The only requirement is that you answer these questions with truthiness. 

REMEMBER THIS IS A OR B ONLY, NOT BOTH. I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHETHER YOUR OBSESSION IS AT ACCEPTABLE EQ LEVELS (MINE IS DEFINITELY NOT)

Good luck.


1)a) The sun rises in the East and sets in the West
or
    b) The sun rises with your first written word and sets when you are done pontificating for the day

2) a) You are an undiscovered genius
or
    b)  You are no longer undiscovered as you have 4 loyal followers

3) a) You write what you believe
or
     b) You believe you are always right

4) a) You can get your point across in 4 words or less
or
     b) You require a foreword for every point you are trying to get across

5) a) 5 years of writing every thought that ever entered your mind has improved your style
or
    b) 5 years of writing every thought that has entered your mind has convinced you that style is way overrated

6) a) You are not only a blogger/tweeter but you are an author
or
     b) You are a blogger/tweeter and being an author is way overrated

7)  a) What you have to say is unique
or
      b) What you have to say no sane person has ever thought, making you unique

8) a) Your day job is a bore and your blogging/ tweeting is your passion
or
     b) Your blogging/tweeting is a bore and reading it is a job

9) a) You would be willing to write a blog/tweet column for the NY Times
or
     b) The New York Times has just put out a restraining order against you

10) a) You flunked a course in spelling and another one in grammar
or
       b) You flunked a course in spelling and another one in grammar.