Slow Down, You're Going Nowhere (An updated version of "Guys and Dolls")

I dreamed last night I was in my car in Fort Lee

And by some chance I was headed to New York

And there he stood and he hollered "close that lane now"

And my passengers they knew he'd done wrong

For the governor said slow down, slow down you're going nowhere

And the governor said slow down, slow down you're going nowhere

I'm the devil, I'll pull you over

In a traffic nightmare, nowhere to go

Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down you're going nowhere

And as I sat

With those passengers to nowhere

By some chance

I took my cell phone out

And as he stood

And he shuttered when I snapped him

Got the governor at his worst doing wrong

For the governor said slow down, slow down you're going nowhere

And the governor said slow down, slow down you're going nowhere

I'm the devil, I'll pull you over,

In a traffic nightmare, nowhere to go

Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down you're going nowhere

And as we sat

In that tiny car to nowhere

That great big man

Came and snatched away my phone

And as I shook

And I hollered someone save me

That's the moment I woke up

Thank the lord

And I said to myself slow down,

Slow down and don't rock his boat

I said to myself slow down

Slow down and don't rock his boat

Cause the governor 'll drag me under

With his sharpened tongue and pitchfork of note

Slow down, slow down

Slow down, slow down, slow down and don't rock his boat

Slow down, slow down
Slow down, slow down, slow down and don't rock his boat

Slow down

Slow down