If He Only Had a Brain

He has wasted all those hours

Pretendin' super powers

Repeatin' his refrain

Oh my God, he's been screechin'

While I wish he had been teachin'

If he only had a brain

He's been Nero with a fiddle

Who's flunked at solving riddles

All the answers he just feigned

And the questions we've been askin'

Are the problems he's been maskin'

If he only had a brain

Oh, he's so full of lies

And he always got one more

He's a veritable endless lying store

A rotten apple, to the core

I'm so tired of his bluffin'

His brain all full of nothin'

His words cause me such pain

I would be oh so happy

If he wasn't oh so crappy

If he only had a brain

And though it may sound treason

I can't find any reason

Why he should still remain

I would boot him in the behind

From his office, though its unkind

Need a president with brains