Home and Bored (music by Paul Simon, lyrics definitely not)

I'm sitting staring at my toes
In an hour I may watch my nose

On my floor I see some dirt

And there's some lint upon my shirt

And every thought fits in my hand

For the outside world to me is banned

Home and bored I know I am

Home and bored

Home, where everything's annoying

Home, where the tv show is cloying

Home, where I realize I'm boring

I've got no place to be

Everyday's the same to me

I've got nothing else to see

And every night laying in my bed

I'm counting sheep inside my head

You're really baa-d I think they said

It's Groundhog Day my brain has fled

Home and bored I know I am

Home and bored

Home, where everything's annoying

Home, where the tv show is cloying

Home, where I realize I'm boring

I've got no place to be

Tonight, I will pretend to read 

But all the words I barely see

And each room's closing in on me

But there is nowhere I can flee

And so I get down on my knees

And pray that one day soon I'll be

Not home and bored for now I am

Home and bored

Home, where everything's annoying

Home, where the tv show is cloying

Home, where I realize I'm boring

But there's nowhere else to flee

I've got no place to be
To be......