Achoo the Flu

There once was a flu named Achoo

Who never really knew what to do

He ran when he should walk

Stayed quiet when asked to talk

Achoo was up to no good

Bad all he understood

Achoo had a friend called Sneeze

And Sneeze had a friend named Wheeze

One day they hatched a plan 

In secret they took it and ran

Their minds in flight where they stood

Thinking what they could and would

They gathered some more for their group

Fever and Cough joined the troop

Then Mayhem was added

Their roster now padded

They were loaded and ready to pounce

Their presence they'd surely announce

Achoo went from door to door

Bringing himself and much more

He was sneaky and real underhanded

Many never even knew he had landed

With Fever and Cough he attacked

On a path almost no one had tracked

Around the globe Achoo went

At first no one knew what that meant

But Fever and Cough made it clear

That Mayhem was so very near

And thus many headed inside 

And looked for their leader to guide

Achoo and his crew did much harm

Before any did sound the alarms

But those that looked for Achoo

And knew best what they must do

All flattened Achoo and his friends

Made pancakes of them in the end

But here in the place I reside

Achoo and his friends still can hide

And Mayhem still reigns

Fever and Cough yet remain

For our trump(et) was slow and unseeing

And too many of us now just unbeings

Achoo, Sneeze, Wheeze and the rest

Are all powerful 'til we pass the test

And stay in our homes

For there's no place to roam

Where Achoo the flu can't find us

When we only have Trump behind us

So I hope Trump comes to his senses

And leaves it not all to Mike Pence(s)

Soon I pray Achoo's gone

And we can then carry on

Without Achoo or his friends

Where a cough does not signal our end