AN EDITED VERSION OF THIS POST APPEARS IN LETTERS TO THE EDITOR IN THE BOSTON GLOBE
Thank you, thank you, thank you Mr. Trump.
We could not have done this without you.
Make no mistake, this was a referendum on you. Your dirty fingerprints are smudged everywhere. You alienated enough Georgians with your incessant whining, your uncompromising nonsense, your unparalleled egocentricity, your unrelenting litany of lies to turn victory into defeat for your party. Two Republicans fell from relative grace between November 3, 2020 and January 5, 2021. And you, my friend, were the deus ex machina, the orchestrator of their demise.
So you have, in the final analysis, served a useful purpose. You have returned the levers of power to those you abhor (although right about now you abhor virtually everyone). You have made your party in your image and the nation has responded. Last night was the sound of two hands clapping your departure.
Today you will be formally notified that your exit is required. But there is one forever grateful party who thanks you for your service. Sleep well knowing the Democrats congratulate you for being their driving force to victory.
Well done, sir. Extremely well done.
18 comments:
This morning, before turning on CNN or reading the news, your words are first to bring the wonderful news that the Republican's attempt to murder democracy in broad daylight (as Putin does with his rivals) has failed. The challenge to enlighten the American public of this attempt still remains. --RE
Looking forward to hearing today that Biden is declared our President by Pence
LB
It's going to be a wonderful 2021!
SL
No more Moscow Mitch!
T
As president you have finally done something for America. Your insanity has finally born fruit.
SCL
Well done, Robert....this and four years of your pearls of wisdom and humor that have truly helped so many of us through!
....On to repair, healing and hope!!
EA
As we all know, the Orange Menace will take no responsibility for the the blue flip in Georgia, and his neural wiring will always lead him to the conclusions that he is the ultimate victim whenever anything contrary to his will occurs; and will fabricate whatever excuses he needs 'corroborate' his view. The good news is, who gives a shit? Georgia is blue! Today we get to throw the bum out.
Aaah! PB
Thank you for helping keep us sane all these terrible months!
Norman Levy
Now that we have won the senate what will you have to write about✌️✌️✌️
Bob
Good one.
GK
Enough is enough
Goodbye Mitch
FCL
incredibly impressive
BL
Well done to u😎
FB
Spot on! If we were not a nation of laws (barely), I’d call for forcible removal.
APT8A
Well done
AM
Going Global! PB
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