With another column from Mr. Schott, adding more new words and phrases to the vocabulary of our universe, I now respond to the challenge of making my own creations. Here they are:
Krug(man)errand - a positive report from a Nobel Prize winner in economics on the administration's strategy of attacking the financial calamity. This would be worth its weight in gold.
No CC's - the number of strikeouts the new Yankee ace recorded in his first start
O G Whiz - the personal charisma of the President at the Summit- However, the results of this conference are far from clear.
The moment of Beckoning - When one suffers a breakdown in front of a national audience.
Indige$tion - An inability to take in, process or absorb all the crap that is flowing through our $ystem
Vacat(e)ion- A forced move from one location to another based on financial woes
The $urge - a 20% rise in the Dow Jones that is regarded with skepticism as to whether it signals a lasting reduction in the violence in the stockmarketplace
P(irate) - The anger felt when your military armada is in a standoff with 4 lunatics in a lifeboat.
In full Bloom(berg) - the ability to circumvent the stated will of the people in an effort to marshall continued power unto yourself
(Fore)closure - the dwindling number of members at private golf clubs due to the economic downturn
Dowism - A religion in which one prays only Monday to Friday, and the resurrection refers merely to one's 401K account.
2 comments:
to add to your collection:
matzopation/ matzopated-the gastric after effects of the Passover holiday
thanks for the add on-
does anyone know why they feel we have to buy boxes and boxes of matzah?
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