Trump has stated that while he is President he will continue to reside in his
luxury residences in New York City and Florida. At a press conference
Mr. Trump advised that "when I am in Washington, I will be staying in
my new great hotel, it is the best, believe me."
When asked
how he could conduct the business of this country from remote
locations he answered as follows: "I am the business of the United
States. It comes to me."
As to his plans for who may occupy
the White House and the terms and conditions of any rental, the real
estate mogul took over: "Who wouldn't want to say that they had stayed
in the Lincoln bedroom? It is almost unimaginable the money that I will
be able to generate, especially during Christmas and when the cherry
blossoms are in bloom."
"But who", a reporter from CNN inquired, "will the revenue go to?"
Mr.
Trump responded as follows: "I will not answer that question, as you
will only report fake news. And, just so you know, I will never release
my tax returns as they are not for your prying eyes."
When pressed
further, Mr. Trump, in a semi-shout exclaimed, "the money will be paid
to a trust run by my son and all profits, after he takes his cut as
trustee and I take mine as proprietor and manager of the establishment,
will be donated to a charity run jointly by my wife and daughter."
So, if you are planning a trip to Washington DC this year, you might want to consider a stay in a residence that is more than 200 years old, with plenty of history attached to it. But please don't steal the bathrobes. It is a Federal offense.
So, if you are planning a trip to Washington DC this year, you might want to consider a stay in a residence that is more than 200 years old, with plenty of history attached to it. But please don't steal the bathrobes. It is a Federal offense.
PS -this is a fictional tale with sadly too much truth attached
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