The President has now appeared on You Tube singing a series of Beatles songs in response to the current pandemic. The cost to view is your sanity:
1. Helter - Skelter - his handling of the crisis
2. In the End - his message to Governors who challenge him
3. Yesterday - his understanding of how quickly Melania will be gone if he ever tests positive for the virus
4. Yellow Submarine - his new residence until this plague disappears
5. The Long and Winding Road - his retort to those who say he has been slow to deliver desperately needed supplies
6. A Hard Day's Night - his lament when he can't escape to Mar-a-Lago to play golf
7. Carry That Weight- his direction to Dr. Fauci
8. Cry Baby Cry- his conversation with Governor Cuomo
9. Do You Want to Know a Secret - his decision not to inform us of the extent of the problem we face
10. Everybody's Got Something to Hide Cept for Me and My Monkey- his suggestion that we pay attention to his monkey
11. Because - his response to every question "Why"
12. Getting Better (All the Time) - his answer when the numbers keep getting worse
13. Hello, Goodbye - his discussions with the press when they question his actions
14. I Just Don't Understand - his anthem
15. I Want to Hold Your Hand - his belief that this is all a hoax manufactured by China
16. I'm Looking Through You - his rebuke of Nancy Pelosi
17. It Won't Be Long - his instruction to those who are told not to leave NYC
18. Let It Be - his true feeling on how best to handle this situation
19. Magical Mystery Tour- his tutorial on governing
20. Nowhere Man - his leadership crystallized
21. Oh-bla-di, Oh-bla-da - his suggestion that this is all overblown
22. Run For Your Life- his thoughts on your chance of survival
23. She's Leaving Home - his revelation about Melania after she got a hold of the latest report on the outbreak
24. Ticket to Ride - his reporting of Ivanka's plans to get out of town
25. We Can Work It Out - his stock position when everything goes wrong
Message to Mr. Trump: stop fiddling around while Our Guitar Gently Weeps. It is far past time to just Let It Be. We are all in desperate need of more than A Little Help from Our Friends. Please, please us, oh yeah and don't be APRIL'S FOOL on the Hill.
6 comments:
Love this! Number 4 brings me there! Very funny --RE
Love it!!
......“Give Me Just A Little More Time”
(Lyrics by Chairmen of the Board, 1970) - his plea/campaign slogan for four more years!! 😳😫👎💊
EA
this is brilliant should be published lois
very clever
JP
CHAINS--is what we are all in
TELL MY WHY--this had to happebn
I'LL GET YOU--said the Covid-19 virus
IN MY LIFE--I've never seen nuthin' like thi
NO REPLY--when I call my credit card company to get an extension
I'M A LOSER--like everyone else on Wall Street
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER--than to vote for Trump
IF I FELL--I'd have to go to a hospital!!!! Oh no !!!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT--in the grocery store without gloves on
I'LL BE BACK--said the DJIA
HELP!!!!
I SAW HER STANDING THERE--six feet away from me
BABY IT'S YOU--I didn't recognize you in your mask
IT WON'T BE LONG--until we are all sick
DON'T BOTHER ME
HOLD ME TIGHT--not really
Great play on words but oh so frightening real.
JAM
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