This is what my brain looks like at 4 AM

 Coded Message Attributable to the Zodiac Killer Has Been Solved, 51 Years Later.

In a bizarre twist, it has been revealed that another coded message,  recently sent by 126 Congressional Republicans to the Supreme Court has  been run through a blender and the chilling results have now been revealed. It reads as follows:

"HELP!!! We are locked up in the basement of the Capitol building, forced to watch re-runs of The Apprentice on endless loop. The document we sign our names to today is not worth using as toilet paper. If you know where the secret passage is to get us out of this dungeon, we beg you to tell us. God bless America and God bless the winner of the Alabama vs Auburn football game."

And the last line sent a shiver down my spine as I read words that will never leave me:

"PAUL IS A DEAD MAN. MISS HIM. MISS HIM."