The Siren Call to the Minion

We are his minion, his opinion is all that we need

We want his guidance, inside us, driving our deeds

He has the answers, no cancers if we just believe

He is our master, our pastor and we are his seed

Don't McCain me, don't train me, don't Romney me to death

Don't huff me, don't puff me, don't waste your precious breath

Don't Cruz me, don't confuse me, don't talk til you snooze me

It's only the Donald I love

No Gentle Ben and Marco's no friend

Hillary I'll pillory, Bernie I'll gurney

No more denying, decrying, defying

It's only the Donald I love

He'll get them all twisted, don't try to resist him
You'll only get tied up in knots
The finest berater, the great master baiter
Don't hatch those nefarious plots

It's only the Donald I love

He's no OJ's hand in a glove

Kills all the misfits, and I must acquit

Public enemy number one

Prevaricator, pontificator, provocateur, for sure

Morally bankrupt, empty and corrupt, I've heard enough

Politically polluted, constitutionally convoluted, stop

It's only the Donald I love

Give me your tired, your humbled and poor

They'll be fired and bundled out the door

Give me your weary,  your masses yearning to be free

I'll show you the teary,  low classes, headed to sea (from shining sea)

Oh say can you see, over the wall that is

America the free, not for all that is

Don't look like me, taking the fall that is

Won't let you be, heed our call that is

Divided we stand, united in hate

Derided and damned, curse your fate

Decided by birth, defined your state

Diminished, you're finished, its too late

Mr. President, the residence in the big white house awaits
With no hesitation, no reservation, but plenty of guards at the gate
Its no Mara Lago, no eating at Spago, no Trump Towers for sure
Hope its ok, for a four year stay, and maybe then four more

It's Donald we love and his name we trumpet
Toot all the horns and ring all the bells
For those who resist, and on others insist
We welcome you all to hell