I've Got Your Back

(soon to be King Donald)

- You moan

The cost of my vanity is pure insanity, a dollar is more than you'd pay

- You groan

The depth of my shallowness, dressed up in callousness,  nothing is something I say

Why so mad?

Remember you liked me, my ratings were high on TV

Now you're making me sad

Really you like me,  we're dating, don't cry, wait and see

We're on a break, not breaking up, there's nothing here that can't be fixed

We're stuck like glue, at least I'm stuck on you, we're not a combustible mix

-You cry

The price of my cruelty is your incredulity,  a cost that a nation must pay

-You sigh

The lower I sink, the higher the stink, there's nothing that I wouldn't say

Don't be mad

Remember the ratings, and remember it's not who I'll be

Don't be sad

Really you'll like me, after November you'll see the real me

You'll be there, by my side, I will take you for a wild ride

You'll be there, full of pride, I will make you my fourth bride

We're in a lover's spat, it's nothing more than that

We're in a lover's quarrel, but I'll be there tomorrow

But if we fail, and push should come to shove,

Just know that I am hitting you out of love

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